Diary of a Father and daughter

Image may contain: 1 person, smiling

Maverick Austin is at Lake Travis.FollowNovember 13 at 4:09 PM · Austin, TX

Diary of a Father and daughter: So today I got “The Call” …. “

“Dad its weird but think I pooped my pants!” So I rush to school take her a change of undies, put the old ones in a bag and rush back to my conference call and threw the bag in the kitchen trash.

Few hours later she calls and I had to put a very important work meeting I’m hosting on hold which I never do and she says “Dad it happened again”….

I’m confused and very annoyed because I’m super busy… I yell “just wipe your butt better then stuff toilet paper in the back of your pants and I’ll have to call you back in an hour!” and I hang up.

A few minutes later it hits me… omg!!! I rush to the trash to dig out and inspect the undies from earlier and scream “that’s blood not poop!!”

I interrupt my project meeting and explain to my banking colleagues that i’m VERY sorry but I have to go! I’m racing to the school while calling them telling the nurse to “go find my child!”. Speeding and having a panic attack because my child called me for help and I just “left her to die on the battlefield”! 😩

I run in the office and she’s standing there very calm looking at me and says “Dad…. I officially started my first …” and I stopped her and said “I already know Avi… it hit me a few minutes after I hung up on you”😣

The stress of raising a daughter 😩

Later on she says “don’t I get something like when a tooth falls out” 😳

So I snuck off to the store and when she got out of the shower I told her “The Period Fairy” brought you something 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Categories: kirk weisler, coffee sugar, exercise 3, yoga class, and walking in the garden. | Tags: , , | Leave a comment

Post navigation

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

FOX40

Sacramento breaking news, weather, sports and social media

Authors-choice

American Journal of Preventive Medicine, God, Human sexual activity, Premarital sex, Sexual intercourse, Sexuality, Sexually transmitted disease, Uncategorized, Virginity, Abortion, Rape, Pornography & God, Premarital sex & happiness, True meaning of Sexual intercourse, Virginity & Love

myfox8.com

News, Weather, Sports and more from WGHP FOX8

McCarthy English

We study our language, and this site can help

As I See Things (through the lens)

Images and Words of Jeffrey Johnston

%d bloggers like this: