Laughter Is an Instant Vacation (by Simple Truth)

You know, sometimes life just gets too serious…too busy…and too complicated. We don’t mean for it to happen, but we wake up one morning to discover the fun has slipped away.

Several years ago a health study determined there are 3 main reasons people can’t cope in life:

  1. They live in the past.
  2. They have a low self-esteem.
  3. They can’t laugh at themselves.

In fact, the study indicated that we need approximately 12 laughs a day to stay healthy!

I heard a story not long ago about a guy who sent flowers to his friend who was opening a new restaurant. When he arrived at the grand opening, he looked for his flowers. Well, when he found them, he saw that he had sent a white wreath that said, “May you rest in peace.” He panicked, of course, and called the florist who said, “Bob, I’m not worried about you because as we speak, there’s a guy being buried who got a dozen roses that said, ‘Good luck in your new location!’”
laughter is the best meds
Ah yes…life throws us curve balls when we least expect it! And sometimes, just to stay sane, we need to sit back and laugh!

That’s what this little book is all about…making you laugh. It is filled with 250 humorous quotes on life paired with very funny photos. It’s 160 pages of pure unadulterated fun!

Today I’d like to share a few of my favorite quotes from this book. Enjoy!
wet cat  cary grant

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” —Dave Barry

“If you love something, set it free. Unless it’s chocolate. Never release chocolate.”
—Renee Duvall

“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.” —Calvin Trillin

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” —Rodney Dangerfield

“My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.” —Wendy Liebman

“My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.” – Henny Youngman

princess dog phyllis diller

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