Push Pull Smile and Unwrap (post by Kirk Weisler)

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There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. — Booker T. Washington

I am hoping you T4D readers might be open to a bit of fun today. Just in case you are not… you can stop reading after the Booker T. Washington Quote and have an amazing day! 🙂

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 Now for an attempt at a bit of fun.  Someone sent me this joke yesterday and it reminded me of the kind of humor that was so popular back in my parents day.

 Bill Allen is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

My son, “Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.”

My daughter “Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.”

My son, “Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property”.

Sarah replies, “Property ? …. the jerk had a paper route!”

LIFE IS A GIFT, UNWRAP IT.

Kirk Out

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