What the What?!?
My son Donovan has lost his mind! My husband told Donovan to get dress so that they could cut the rest of the lawns. My boys have a couple of lawns that they take care of every week and they just picked up another lawn. So today they had to finish up the last two lawns. I’m trying to get my “sleep on” but kept hearing my husband tell Donovan to hurry up and get dressed and while he is at it, to separate his clothes to be washed. Well after a few times of hearing my husband yell out, I decided my “sleep on” is over. I get up to see what Donovan is doing and guess what? He was still sitting on his bed with his jammies on and the clothes basket was empty. My pressure is heading towards the boiling point. I asked him if he heard daddy talking to him and he said yes. I said, “why aren’t you dressed?” and he said he didn’t want to cut lawns. Mind you they are being paid to cut the lawns. I said, he didn’t ask you, he told you to get dressed and get moving. Ooohhweee!! So I told my husband that he is sitting on the bed, not dressed and not moving at all. (The boy has truly lost his mind) My husband told Donovan to come here. He asked him what’s the problem? Donovan just shrugged his shoulders. He told him that this was his last time asking him and this time Donovan said, “I didn’t sign up for this”. WHAT?!? Wow, now Donovan has to cut both lawns by himself.
Now tell him he has to report his income, pay his taxes to uncle Sam, register for the draft, and he should be able to retire by the time he reaches 75.
Ain’t that the truth!!