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REAL TALK AND ADVICE
đźš© Talk to people politely and try not to complain or criticize too much, unless you really need to.
Try to accept situations as they are when you feel you can’t do anything about it.
đźš© Pain and discomfort go hand in hand with age.
Try not to insist on those wounds, but accept them as part of life.
đźš©If someone has offended you, forgive them.
If you have offended someone, apologize to them.
Don’t carry negative feelings around.
It only serves to make you sad and destroy you unnecessarily. It doesn’t matter who was right.
Someone once said, “Holding a grudge is like eating poison and waiting for the other person to die.” ” “
Don’t take this poison.
Forgive, forget and move on with your life.
đźš© Laugh. Remember that you are blessed.
You have managed to live a long life.
Many never make it to this age and some never get to live a fulfilling life like yours.
My dear friends, enjoy a peaceful life at this stage of your life… Don’t stress yourself out..
Be happy!!
~Author unknown but probably a wise older person living their life 🙂
Free for $5 Dollars? (post from Kirk W.)
I wanted a smile today…. so I dug back into the T4D archives looking for one and found the “Idiot Sightings” from 2004. The sad fact that I can relate to at least 2 of them was enough to make me smile & laugh. I hope it has the same magical effect on you.
IDIOT SIGHTING #1: I work with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the life of him couldn’t understand why his system would not turn on.e same magical effect on you.
IDIOT SIGHTING #2: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” To which I replied, “If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled knowingly and nodded, “That’s why we ask.”
IDIOT SIGHTING #3 At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear co-worker who was leaving the company due to “downsizing,” our manager commented cheerfully, “This is fun. We should do this more often.” Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the- headlights stare.
IDIOT SIGHTING #4: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. “Hey,” I announced to the technician, “It’s open!” To which he replied, “I know – I already got that side.”
Just keep your money…. and make it a great day. 
Kirk Out (www.kirkweisler.com)
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