Have a Fab-u-lous Day!!

Turn off the lights:O (insert Teddy Pendegrass voice here)  plz don’t let the train break down here…….  Not today plz.  I’m hungry and it’s too cold to be standing outside waiting for another train.  Beside the lady behind me doesn’t sound too happy and ready to go 5150 on lightrail. Hehehe. Just saying. 

Waiting for the train I hear someone singing.  I look up and see this older man maybe I his mid 80’s, no teeth rocking a walkman.  He is singing some Elvis Presley songs and not that bad either. He had me humming along with him and tapping my foot. One of them was “Hound Dog” and I don’t remember the title of the other one but it was one of the popular ones. He had me smiling because he was happy and singing without a worry in the world. I’ve seen him before and he is always the same.  Not sure if he is homeless but maybe lives in a group home.  I think he may have been a singer back in his day. Hmmmmm. Anyway, he made my day.  I need to buy some battery and keep them with me and the next time I see him I can give them to him.  You can never have enough batteries.

If I accidently pop this lady upside her head because she is talking loud, trying to complain but complaing about nothing, has health insurance,  has a state job (and giving us a bad name) and just straight irratates me because I know her by voice whenever I ride the train. Would that be wrong? Everytime I hear her she is complaining.   She doesn’t like riding the train but doesn’t like driving and paying for parking.  Hush yo fuss woman!!  My palms are itching!  Good goobly goo!  Be thankful for what you have gee!!

I wish I could post a sign up above my head to say “it’s not me!!”  Dude in front of me keeps farting.  I am so tempted to pop him upside his head.  Making me nausea.  If it was my kids I would have the belt chasing them.  Ughhhh!!.

Do you start your day like this?

I’m guessing she’ll never need coffee.

This video on YouTube has over 12 million views. I wonder what my life would be like if I just viewed this 12,000 times?
I can do anything good!
Kirk