Note to Self…….

Note to self and warnings to others. (The names in this post has been changed to protect their identity.  hehehehe) Do not, I repeat, do not consume a lot of caffeine after 4:15pm if you want to sleep at least 6 hours for the night.  OMG!!  Silly me did that and oh boy, did I pay for that.  So usually I tried to go to bed around 9/9:30 because I need to be at the gym and ready to work out by 5am.  But because I had a little too much caffeine in the late afternoon, I was still awake so I surfed YouTube and got caught up with music and not the soothing music to end the night with.  hehehehe  So it’s 10:30pm and I know I need to be in bed.  Not sleepy yet but maybe some soothing music will do.

No kind of music could drown out the sound of a Pterodactyl with laryngitis snoring in my ear.

 “My baby daddy” almost lost his life because his relationship with this Pterodactyl.  Because I was wide I awake, I tried, rubbing his back thinking this would soothe him and he would stop.  Usually it works for babies but not my baby daddy.  So then I started growling in between his snores thinking this would wake him up but nope!!  I scratched his back, pushed him a little, clawed him with my toe nails, called his name, NOTHING!!  By now I’m sure it’s around midnight and the snoring continues.  I even tried shaking the bed and barking, waaaaaaahhhh I’m still awake.  Wait a minute, my baby daddy turned over, awwwww peace and quiet.  SIKE!!  Now he sounds like the mummy that created a sand face in Mummy 2.

Why Me?!?!?!?!  Why Me?!?!?!?!  Why Me?!?!?!?!  Why Me?!?!?!?!   Waaaahhhhhhh!!

I eventually fell asleep only to wake up way before my alarm goes off at 4:15am.  And my baby daddy had the nerves to ask me if I am getting up to go to the gym.  He has no idea what kind of crazy monster he has created in me last night. #wantmyownroomandbed!!