Train Blog- I get on the train and this girl is smiling at me so im thinking she is just a happy person like myself and wanted to smile at everyone she sees. Uh yeaaaa no! She asked me if I wanted to go to a Chippendale party. (crickets chirping in my head) Where in the Halitosis did that question come from?!?! Did she see my Stripper Pole licenses displayed somewhere? Uh, no thank you. So nice of you to select me out of a crowd of people on the train.
