Kids

Kids

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and be quiet.
Children will soon forget your presents; they will always remember your presence. – Dobson
There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it–Chinese Proverb
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it stops snowing.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the lights off.
I have teenagers. Pray for me.
“You’re a good example of why some animals eat their young.”–Jim Samuels
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.