People’s embarrassing stories 😂

May be a Twitter screenshot of 1 person and text that says 'Hannah Durant @hdurant I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now witter: @hdurant'
May be an image of text that says '® @RyanLangdon_ The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you." And I'm not rude so I said "I love you too". He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth. Twitter: @ryanlangdon_'
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Lucas @leelucascarrie Meant to say "hold on for a second" and "give me a minute" to a customer and it came out as "hold me for a second" what a monday Twitter: @leelucascarrie'
May be an image of text that says 'xine @xineliza dude at pacsun asked for my number while i was cashing out and i was like oh sorry i'm not really interested hahah and this man looks at me and goes" meant for the rewards program..." why am i the dumbest human being alive 6/27/18, 11:40 AM witter. @xineliza'
May be an image of text that says 'mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ΜΕ A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES mirrortraffic.tumblr.com'
May be a Twitter screenshot of 2 people and text that says 'Kristina Novakovic @XtinaNovakovic SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this Jan 18 Twitter. @xtinanovakovic'
May be an image of text that says 'ghost-plot I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between "I have to pay a fine" and "I have to pay a fee" and I walked in and firmly stated "I have to pee" and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven't been back, ifunny.co'
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